Now I like Teddy Roosevelt as much as the next guy, but this is maybe a little creepy.
David Walbert is a writer, historian, educator, web designer, erstwhile physicist, sometime duck rancher, and former world champion tiddlywinks player. He lives with his wife, daughter, and a vast collection of cookbooks in Durham, North Carolina. No, really.
I do not like this… this what did you call it, this snow? No sir. Not at all. My private bits are only six inches off the ground as it is. Please make it go away. Thank you sir.