{"id":281,"date":"2004-03-31T21:24:59","date_gmt":"2004-03-31T21:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newagrarian.com\/wp\/?p=281"},"modified":"2004-03-31T21:24:59","modified_gmt":"2004-03-31T21:24:59","slug":"a-limerick-for-cleaning-out-duck-houses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/2004\/03\/31\/a-limerick-for-cleaning-out-duck-houses\/","title":{"rendered":"A limerick for cleaning out duck houses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a farmer from Durham<br \/>\nWho had this to say to a worm:<br \/>\nThough you may now be happy<br \/>\nIn your duck straw so crappy<br \/>\nWhen the ducks come a-running, you&#8217;ll squirm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a farmer from Durham Who had this to say to a worm: Though you may now be happy In your duck straw so crappy When the ducks come a-running, you&#8217;ll squirm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[18],"tags":[302],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8I1ci-4x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}