{"id":376,"date":"2005-05-13T17:22:46","date_gmt":"2005-05-13T17:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newagrarian.com\/wp\/?p=376"},"modified":"2005-05-13T17:22:46","modified_gmt":"2005-05-13T17:22:46","slug":"to-my-neighbors-a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/2005\/05\/13\/to-my-neighbors-a-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"To my neighbors: A poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many times can a man mow his lawn<br \/>\nBefore the grass turns brown?<br \/>\nYes and how many times can he whack his weeds<br \/>\nBefore he&#8217;s cut them all down?<br \/>\nYes and how many hours can he spend blowing leaves<br \/>\nWithout just moving them around?<br \/>\nThe answer, my friend, is too goddamn many.<br \/>\nThe answer is too goddamn many.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many times can a man mow his lawn Before the grass turns brown? Yes and how many times can he whack his weeds Before he&#8217;s cut them all down? Yes and how many hours can he spend blowing leaves Without just moving them around? The answer, my friend, is too goddamn many. The answer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8I1ci-64","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}