The Monkey hands me a beanbag.<\/p>\n
“Um, thanks.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a flyer,” she said, and bounces off to the living room, where she has arranged a dozen of her stuffed animals on chairs and the couch. She places a beanbag in front of each animal.<\/p>\n
“I’m passing out flyers to all my animal friends,” she explains, in case I hadn’t figured this out on my own.<\/p>\n
“That’s great, honey,” I say, wondering where my daughter got the idea to pass out flyers, hoping that she is playing political activist and not Jehovah’s Witness or guerilla marketer. “What do the flyers say?”<\/p>\n
She stops and looks at me with as much disdain as a three year-old can muster. “Pretend things don’t say anything, Dad.”<\/p>\n
Fair enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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