{"id":446,"date":"2009-01-09T05:04:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T05:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newagrarian.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2009-01-09T05:04:16","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T05:04:16","slug":"the-lap-of-luxury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davidwalbert.com\/dw\/2009\/01\/09\/the-lap-of-luxury\/","title":{"rendered":"The lap of luxury"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before Christmas I received an email from someone who seemed to be quite angry with my whole &#8220;new agrarian&#8221; idea. I won&#8217;t embarrass him by quoting extensively (it wasn&#8217;t a particularly nice email), but he made this point:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All the agrarians I know&#8230; became agrarian so that they could get away from &#8220;luxuries&#8221;. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Apparently he believes, based on various things I&#8217;ve said around here, that I indulge in too many luxuries and am therefore not worthy of the term &#8220;agrarian.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday night a windstorm knocked our power out, and I got to thinking: What&#8217;s a luxury? <!--more--> Electric light, when suddenly it bathed the house after a winter night&#8217;s absence, seemed luxurious. But our oil lamp, which uses a mantle to throw the light of a 60-Watt incandescent bulb, would have been a nearly miraculous luxury to anyone living before 1900. The dimmer light of our simple paraffin-oil lamps would have been a luxury to most people before that. The beeswax candles we lit would have been a luxury to people stuck with <a href=\"http:\/\/candleandsoap.about.com\/od\/soapmakingoils\/ss\/rendertallow_6.htm\">tallow<\/a>. Plenty of humans throughout history felt lucky to have a cooking fire, and eleventh-century Englishmen <a href=\"http:\/\/chestofbooks.com\/reference\/Wonder-Book-Of-Knowledge\/How-Did-The-Ringing-Of-The-Curfew-Originate.html\">had to douse even those after dark<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Ice. Ice is a luxury, which I noted when I hesitated to open my freezer lest the meat spoil. My correspondent would say bourbon is a luxury, but humans have been making alcohol for thousands of years; we&#8217;ve only very recently figured out how to cool it. The <a href=\"http:\/\/beeradvocate.com\/articles\/721\">Sumerians<\/a>, now: They drank warm beer, unhopped, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HSQeMBzHR0o\">they were glad to have it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Socks. Socks are damned hard to make by hand, and time-consuming. Definitely a pre-industrial luxury. I don&#8217;t know that I could be bothered to knit my own. <\/p>\n<p>My MacBook, obviously. But I also have a fountain pen (invented 1884), storebought ink (no need to husk my own <a href=\"http:\/\/home.insightbb.com\/~denevell_books\/making_walnut_ink.htm\">walnuts!<\/a>) and copious sheaves of white paper. I get all back-to-the-land-y inside when I write little essays with my fountain pen by lamplight, but <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Albertus_Magnus\">Albertus Magnus<\/a> would think me horribly spoiled.<\/p>\n<p>When I was researching Pennsylvania Dutch history I found a story from the nineteenth century of a farmer who grudgingly tolerated his wife&#8217;s growing of strawberries, which he thought frivolous. <\/p>\n<p>We could take this as far as we want. Do you really need a car &#8212; or any form of transportation other than your own feet? How about a coat? Cooked food? The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stylites\">pillar-saints<\/a> would say not, and might well consign you, me, our wives, our sheep, our asses, and St. Francis of Assisi to an eternity of cleaning the nasty toejam from Mammon&#8217;s nails. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think agrarians need or ought to be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anchorite\">anchorite<\/a>. Indeed I think nearly everyone would agree we&#8217;re permitted more than merest survival. I&#8217;ll grant, of course, that mindless consumption of every crumb within reach is reprehensible. But between the extremes of meager asceticism and rank gluttony stretches a broad range of possibilities. Either end is suicide, but where in the middle is sustainable life? Where&#8217;s the peak on the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Laffer_curve\">Laffer curve <\/a>of luxury? <\/p>\n<p>The ideal lies considerably to the left of where most Americans presently are, I&#8217;m fairly certain. How far, I can&#8217;t say. &#8220;Luxury&#8221; is in the eye of the beholder. I can sit around and condemn the lifestyles of investment bankers while receiving emails from farmers who think I&#8217;m an effete brat but who would, in turn, be thought magically lucky by the homeless guy I pass on the way home from work every day who would himself be envied by tenth-century serfs and people in Zimbabwe just hoping not to get cholera this week. I&#8217;m reminded of what George Carlin said about driving: Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. Or, as the Good Book says, it&#8217;s a heck of a lot easier to see the strawberry in somebody else&#8217;s eye than the caviar in your own. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before Christmas I received an email from someone who seemed to be quite angry with my whole &#8220;new agrarian&#8221; idea. 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